Dec 22, 2008

Zack Marshall Sex Scandal?

Brisbane Clippers winger Zack Marshall was caught stepping out of a local courthouse yesterday. Sources inside the Brisbane judiciary system say a sex scandal is afoot. Rumor has it that Marshall was caught at a local Brisbane youth party. The party was raided by Brisbane police, and both drugs and alcohol were discovered on the premises.

The point man of the raid, Brisbane police officer Jakob Gibson explained the situation further: "When I kicked in the door, I immediately recognized the boy's face. I have no doubt in my mind that it was Zack Marshall of the Brisbane Clippers. Marshall and a woman who I later discovered to be Sara Moeller, of Sidney, were engaged in a very explicit, and strange, sexual act while simultaneously drinking a large can of Fosters. I'd rather not go into details, but they were engaged in some strange form of sexual intercourse.

Anyways, a background check later revealed that Ms. Foster was 22 years old, which is considered statutory rape in Australia due to the fact that Mr. Marshall is only 15. No word on whether or not charges will be pressed, but Mr. Marshall could be facing some jail time due to the alcohol."

In a press release through his agent Marshall had this to say: "These allegations are ridiculous, especially since I haven't been in Australia in about a month. I've been at my home in Michigan practicing for the upcoming BMHL playoffs. I hope that whoever made these ridiculous allegations will step forward and admit that this is false. It seems like this is some sort of conspiracy against me." I would be shocked if the league did not begin a probe into Marshall's possible illicit activities, he's already been in trouble with the league before. Look for a possible suspension in the near future.

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