Pete Schwadel to the KHL E5. Doesn't this make perfect sense? It's Pete Fucking Schwadel we're talking about here. This man has conquered the continent of North America, he's pimped all that is pimpable. Once a man has conquered all of his known surroundings, what is he to do? Why get new surroundings!
Couple that with the fact that his good friend, and resident BHL douche bag, Jonathan DeSouza has also voiced interest in moving to the KHL. Although, in the KHL there is no fighting, so DeSouza could quite easily be cut due to the fact that he really only plays a one dimensional game.
I could see this happening, for a short period of time. After a few weeks in the real Russia, DeSouza and Schwadel will bring their lilly white New Jersey asses back home. No, DeSouza is still not black.
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