I'm Jon Anderson...Bitch

Jason Hodgson will be the biggest bust of season 6...guaranteed. This aging player, who used to be one of the BHL's superstars, is on the decline. His level of play has steadily decreased over the last few seasons. Could it be time for him to hang 'em up?

After rumors surfaced of possible neck surgery on his completely oversized neck, Hodgson came out to dispel the rumors.

"Marquardt: 'I heard you had neck surgery in the off-season. Is that true?'

Hodgson: 'What kind of silly ass question is that. Everyone knows that my neck has been, and always will be healthy.'"

While in fact, Hodgson could be lying. Here's Dr. Daniel Alam's take on Jason's health. "Let's just face the facts, his neck is simply disproportionate to the rest of his body. This seems to have caused numerous problems with Jason's health, especially with the wear and tear of playing professional hockey. If you look at this close up of Jason's neck, you'll see a slight scar. This could be from surgery, or it could be a mere flesh wound, I guess we'll never really know. Although with a neck of his size, I would highly recommend the wearing of a braced neck guard for the remainder of his hockey career." Alam is one of the leading M.D.s from the American Academy of Otolaryngology.