Free Agency Roundup

As you know this is the BHL's first stab at free agency. So far, it's been going fairly well. Other than the few "I signed you for two years" "No you didn't you fucker!" type of situations.

Most of the high profile free-agents have resigned with their teams. And since that's no fun to just rattle of a list like this "Rob Grundy, Berlin, re-signed. Luke Huebner, Brisbane, re-signed..." and so on, I'll let you guys figure out about those guys by process of elimination.

My sources in BHL upper management have told me a few things about free-agent signings, and through this and other info, I give you some of my picks for the top free-agents who remain on the market:

1.Pete Schwadel
Pete "motherfucking" Schwadel has been at the center of most of the free-agent discussions. There are two teams who are having an all-out Pete Schwadel war. Quite frankly, I find it quite homoerotic. Especially with a team like San Francisco running around touting that "you know it's hot Pete". The new brotherly love? Or could that possibly be somewhere else in the lower United States? God only knows.

2. Will Kemp
Will did not like it in Brisbane, that is for certain. He is one of the more "mysterious" free-agents out there. There is no open campaign as their is with one Pete Schwadel, so it's much more difficult for me to comment on this situation. Mainly, I believe Kemp is a wild-card, and he will go to whoever dangles the biggest carrot in front of his cave.

Just an FYI these aren't the only high-profile free-agents I'll be writing about, I'm just too lazy to keep writing, so I'll talk about some other guys in my next post. Adios!